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Chew Demotivational Poster


CHEWY - he will protect you but watch out he will also chew on your sofa




CENSORSHIP -


TAGS: censor man steak baby chew
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - March 31, 2012, 3:43 am
Absolutely, so many his quotes are still Epic today it's amazing...
Chrysophase2003 - March 31, 2012, 1:59 am
Excellent Mark Twain quote. Always one of my favorite authors.
Rick69 - March 29, 2012, 8:48 pm
Thank you, ladies & gentlemen, thank you... I'm here all week, every week... But you guys are the ones who make me who I am (insert bow here...)
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 8:13 pm
Rick, yer on 5ome kinda roll
Preacher Man - March 29, 2012, 5:13 pm
Truer words have rarely been uttered.


UNFORTUNATELY -


TAGS: skinny daydream chewing
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Greeny - July 28, 2015, 9:36 pm
Ha - NSFWife
spacedog - February 8, 2014, 2:33 pm
LOL! That gets a BIG 5L.


VACATION TIME AGAIN - It really gets fun when I finally chew through the straps.




GRAAWR WRRAR -


TAGS: graawr wrrar chewbacca
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by JDHalfrack

thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 1:43 pm
jk, btw. :P
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 1:43 pm
Wait... so you stole this? I need to ban you for plagiarism, then.
JDHalfrack - May 31, 2010, 1:09 pm
You know... on Kashyyyk, this demotivational poster is hilarious.
Kung-Fu Devil - May 31, 2010, 12:17 pm
Now that you mention it, the person who did cause it was running away, so he could well have been French.
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 11:53 am
Now, now... don't go blaming things on Puerto Ricans. The blame lies on the French! :P
Kung-Fu Devil - May 31, 2010, 11:50 am
It wasn't me, it was... some Puerto Rican guy...
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 11:38 am
YOU KILLED IT!!! Geez, KFD.
Kung-Fu Devil - May 31, 2010, 11:29 am
That was funny. Tried to read my PMs and it said "Fatal Error" haha.
motifake - May 31, 2010, 11:24 am

Forum partially working again....
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 11:10 am
'Sokay. :) We're just sad, is all. LoL
motifake - May 31, 2010, 11:05 am

currently upgrading the forum and giving me problems...grrr... working on it
Kung-Fu Devil - May 31, 2010, 11:04 am
Yeah I am having problems. Motifake problems, too.
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 10:46 am
You can celebrate Memorial day with us, Moo+! YAY!
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 10:45 am
Me too. Well, at least I'm not so mad at aggy now. :P ...Hey! I've got vodka...!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 10:44 am
i just might start drinking...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 10:44 am
I know.....It makes me sad.
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 10:42 am
Still no forum, though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 10:41 am
It seems to be over now.
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 10:37 am
Sooooooooo... is anyone else having issues with the board too?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 10:14 am
We all know women can't drive.
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 10:07 am
I don't have to work again until Saturday. I got plenty of time to round-trip across three states.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 10:03 am
Ha!
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 10:01 am
Aggy, if you keep comparing me to BoR, I'm going to drive over there, slap you, and drive back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 2:31 am
That's the one
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 2:31 am
Internet Nacho Service?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 2:30 am
No. not your stalker mail....the one you use with the INS.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 1:31 am
The super-secret best friends only email? Check!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 1:30 am
Aggy. Check your E-Mail...the 2nd one ...the 1st got raped by spellcheck.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 1:28 am
You live in Washington, right ThatOneRose?
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 1:24 am
And is there more of a tease than someone announcing a vodka-soaked ass? I was just racing over to McCarran Airport, with a bottle of cranberry juice in hand.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 1:23 am
Who? What? Huh?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 1:14 am
he's asking if we validate.....
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 1:07 am
Take care, ya nerf herder!
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 1:06 am
Ya know, I have several comments I want to make... but won't. LoL I think Imma take my vodka soaked ass to bed. G'night!
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 1:02 am
PLEASE tell me you stopped using chunky peanutbutter.
Cubbybear - May 31, 2010, 1:02 am
T.M.I. say no more Missy!
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 1:00 am
I did, but only because peanut butter is greasy, and hard to get out of fabric.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 31, 2010, 12:54 am
I just hope she put down some plastic on the couch first! hehe
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 12:52 am
Beastiality, TOC? Really... not again.
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 12:49 am
There is actually a dude who looks/sounds just like this sitting on the couch next to me. :D
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 12:44 am
LMFAO Cubby!!!!!!!!!!!
Cubbybear - May 31, 2010, 12:42 am
Poor Chewie...stuck in this poster


THEY LOOKED SO COOL - But they sounded like Roxette.


TAGS: star wars roxette leia luke skywalker han solo chewbacca r2d2 c3po darth vader
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

clemo - November 4, 2010, 9:55 am
this is so insulting. i love roxette. not as much as john williams or heavy metal, but i love them.
agdaniele - April 30, 2009, 7:31 pm
Perfect.


HAIRLESS CHEWBACCA - Lost his win fur, now he has fail skin.




SMURF - It's what's for dinner




PWNING NOOBS - Always fun...right up to the moment they tear both of your arms from their sockets.




MY GOD, THE AWESOMENESS... - Can somebody please tell me where I can find some meth?


TAGS: meth chewbacca beseball star wars
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by frankofake

Screamin Daemon - December 1, 2009, 4:15 pm
Bahahaha. Now you can really say that Chewie is the pitcher... Who do you think is the catcher? ;)


THE JAPANESE - Always spoiling our fun.


TAGS: japan chewing
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Kung-Fu Devil - September 5, 2010, 9:08 am
Well considering that I don't take an interest in either Chinese or Japanese writing, you could be forgiven for realising I don't give a crap.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 8:47 am

*and
rerun - September 5, 2010, 8:47 am

maybe you should actually make a motifake prior to jumping in abd being critical of the work of others.
edumakated - September 5, 2010, 8:36 am
people that can't tell the difference between japanese and chinese writing ... thanks, now i have an idea for my own motifake poster about typical stereotypes.
AdmiralAckbar - September 2, 2010, 2:53 pm
spit or swallow, no chewing?


BESTIALITY - Damn! Don't you ever knock first?!




CHEWING GUM - Don't sit in it!


TAGS: chewing gum
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by Ray



HAN AND CHEWIE -


TAGS: star wars han chewie cubby
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Cubbybear - June 30, 2010, 9:28 pm
It still burns!
ICEMAN - June 30, 2010, 9:22 pm
Aren't we all sorry bout that nair prank???


SENSE -


TAGS: sense south park chewbaca lawyer
Rating: 2.11/5

More motifakes by My Name Goes Here

Cam - October 5, 2009, 6:48 pm
Five lion rating - I gave this Motifake one.


CRUNCHY COATING - With a Chewy Center -- MMMMMMMMM




Pwissy heads to town -


TAGS: saskatchewan winter
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:26 pm
Give me a second...let me finish this bonbon...I'm not that fat Ugs!


Chewing Gum -




Somedays -


TAGS: alligator turtle life chews you up
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Pagong - April 29, 2013, 8:59 am
Run, bro, run!


KITTEN CHEW TOYS - There was pure genius in these life-like dogs.




TERMITES - The forgotten Arachnid.


TAGS: chewin up my house dangnabit
Rating: 1.62/5

More motifakes by justinb

agdaniele - August 27, 2010, 12:27 am
LMAO! I's speaks the english with good.
TheTrashHeap - August 27, 2010, 12:21 am
Que?
agdaniele - August 27, 2010, 12:09 am
Apparently the effort is there.
TheTrashHeap - August 27, 2010, 12:05 am
Is that even possible?
agdaniele - August 26, 2010, 11:53 pm
I fail to see how that fact makes this poster any less interesting.
TheTrashHeap - August 26, 2010, 11:22 pm
what?
matt28 - August 26, 2010, 11:15 pm
Um, termites are insects not arachnids.
agdaniele - August 26, 2010, 11:03 pm
wow.


Love -


TAGS: best friend chew it up
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

MissPriss - November 3, 2015, 5:39 pm
And that's why I 5Love dogs...cats don't try hard enough to be happy...bahaha.


Home Early -


TAGS: starwars hansolo chewbacka leia adultery
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - May 4, 2017, 7:48 pm
lol
Silverheart - May 4, 2017, 7:26 pm

Chewie heard that she'd sooner kiss a Wookie, and decided to try for 2nd base while he's at it!


Candy -


TAGS: gross mystery chew
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2015, 10:41 am
Lol! Oh, children.
MissPriss - March 7, 2015, 12:54 am
My daughter got all freaked about a teeny bug in her soup the other night. The SAME girl that bought chocolate covered mealworms and crickets...just to see what they taste like...go figure.


Foresight -


TAGS: car dog oops bite chew
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by theyuk

mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 1:14 am
I always wondered what a dog would do if it actually caught a car! 6 P's and 5 L


Bated Chewing -




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